Here we go again...
Welcome to Pints and Pies.
I honestly can't remember why I decided to call this website "Pints and pies"...but I'm pretty sure this is something to do with what I was doing when I decided to register a domain. Luckily, I wasn't doing anything more unpleasant at the time, or you could currently be looking at pickingmynose.co.uk instead. So think yourself lucky.
This website has no real purpose other than somewhere to dump stuff and to demonstrate just how bad I am at HTML. As far as I know, this site conforms to all of the W3C standards, primarily because I don't know how to do anything fancy enough to trouble even the most basic of browsers.
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to really sell myself and promote my interests; maybe give people a small insight into my own little world. Sadly, there are many international laws to prevent me doing that, so this website will have to do.
Please note that if you are viewing this site from an iPhone, there is a small bug that I've not yet had a chance to iron out. Before you click the link below to continue, you'll need to rotate your jesus-phone ninety degrees to the left, and then punch yourself in the face six times in order to continue. Thanks.